come with me
and you’ll be
in a world of
this one. this was worth reblogging.
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
reasons you should fuck me:
- my hair is really soft and it’ll feel nice balled up in your fist when you take me from behind
Why don’t girls ever actually talk like this, do you even know how much of a turn on that would be?! Do you?!
i’m a boy
Why would a guy post that ?
have you ever heard of homosexuals
#i seriously do not understand i mean he’s the cutest sweetest guy to ever exist and i would have taken the damn #peanuts because why the hell does it matter if he’s short and scrawny he’s amazing and cares so much for other people #and it hurts to think that for so long he was looked down on and looked at like /that/ girl is #he’s offering you some fucking peanuts why do you look like he just offered you a handful of boogers #godammit i love steve rogers and i don’t care if he’s captain america or not he’s a wonderful human being that deserves love and happiness #and respect and people should aspire to be like him (via themouthymerc)
"Elsa was preferable, of course"
This phrase is so undermined, and it’s probably one of the things he says that hurts Anna the most.
When Anna met Hans, he understood her. He even loved her with all of the quirks she had. For most of her life, Anna wash’t loved for those quirks. The servants kept correcting her, and she maybe even thought that her quirks were the reason that Elsa was ignoring her. She always felt second best. But then she meets this guy who loves her and isn’t paying attention to her sister, only to her.
But he ends up betraying her. Not only does he say that he was faking his “love for her the whole time, but he is basically also saying that her sister would be a better choice.
Anna, once again, was just the spare, just the second choice.
i’m sorry i get sad a lot but my heart is so sore and my bones are aching and i’m not sure who i am anymore all i know is your soul has entered mine and you are a part of me but i am not a part of you
i DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T THIS
PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK
i was pulling up to a gas station and mumford came on the radio so i started blasting it in my car and all the people can hear with my doors closed is just the base and theyre looking at me like “wtf inappropriate rap song is that girl listening to” and i open my car door and out comes the sound of a really aggressive banjo solo
women grow hair on their boobs and their butts and their legs and their arms and their stomachs and their face and really anywhere their genetics decides to have hair and it is perfectly normal what isnt normal is men who have never touched a razor trying to shame women for not looking like a hairless baby
sherlock + playing violin